insomnia

i has it right now.

i can’t fall asleep…maybe it was the 6 pack of diet coke i drank tonight…i’m just sayin.

or, maybe it’s all this shit running through my head. i hate that i can’t shut my mind down sometimes. it never freaking stops!

i never posted about my sprained finger i got from playing football with the kidlet. i was more worried about him hitting me in the cha chas and next thing i know, jacked up finger. i knew IMMEDIATELY it was jacked up. it hurt like a mother. and it swelled up and turned black. woo. the next morning i couldn’t bend it and it was even blacker than the day before. i iced it and splinted it and of course, whacked it into everything because i am so clumsy. it’s much better today. it’s more a greenish/yellow now.

hmmm, what else is new? oh, yeah, kick ass karaoke party at the johnson’s house the other night. it was a blast. those johnson’s know how to put together a shindig i tell ya. i had my splint on and it got me lots of attention…hey, i may start wearing it even when my finger is all better ha. or better yet, i will use the crutches that my child pilfered from the neighbor lady’s trash and get me a fake cast and that oughta be good for some free booze at the local watering hole…dammit i have good ideas.

oh, my sinuses are raging with this whack ass weather. i literally just blew out the nastiest looking chunk of green shit *shudder* was that tmi? i pretty much don’t care.

i also just had that OMG IT’S ALMOST THANKSGIVING AND THAT MEANS CHRISTMAS IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER panic moment. as i posted previously, i’m not a big fan of christmas. i just know that the kidlet is gonna be all over my back about getting the tree up this weekend and i don’t wanna. i am going to try to convince him that a construction paper christmas tree taped to the wall is a grand idea. i’m thinking he isn’t going to fall for it…bleh.

i’m off to try to sleep…

bah humbug

yeah, i’m starting with my scrooge mood early this year.

i’m so not a fan of christmas. i’m quite tired of it already and it’s over a month away.

i enjoyed it when the kidlet was little and he believed. but now, that magic is gone and it’s just annoying to me. if i had my way, i wouldn’t even put up a tree and decorations. but, the kidlet is insisting we put the tree up, bleh.

he wants to do it, like, yesterday. and i am all, uh, no way. maybe 2 weeks before the actual day, but not any sooner. it’s a hassle.

i think seeing all the damned crap in the stores and hearing the music playing already is not helping matters much. i mean come on, can we at least get through thanksgiving before we have to deal with the onslaught of gushy jewelry commercials on tv, please? i don’t freaking care if “he went to jared” or if every kiss begins with kay, mmmkay?

oooh, in other news, i am going to be making a special trip in march…but i will post more on that later when it’s all finalized all i have to say is WHOO FREAKIN HOO and SEAN YOU EFFING RAWK! 

my child barfed all over the health room

so, i was getting ready to go in for my haircut and the school nurse called. my child was in the health room, barfing. lovely.

i feel so bad. he has been sick more this school year so far than ever before.

on the way home, he was puking into a plastic bag she sent with us and it took all the willpower i had not to puke myself. i was gagging so bad my eyes were watering. i totally suck when it comes to puke.

he’s sleeping now. with a barf-catching device right next to his bed. good times.