I still feel like crap. However, the prospect of vacation only being a little over two weeks away perks me up a bit.
The kidlet mentioned he’d like to go fishing (ick!) while we are on vacation. So, being the good mother/father I am, I told him we would (double ick!). I just went online to check how much an NJ fishing license is and holy crap, it’s not cheap. I am just going to get a 2 day vacation license, it’s cheaper. My dad is buying the kidlet a new fishing rod and gear for the trip. I am bringing rubber gloves. I don’t like worms or fish and I am not touching either. Yes, I am a tard, so what? At least I am taking the boy fishing 
We are also planning to rent a canoe to take out on the lake there. This oughta be interesting. Hopefully we won’t flip it. I doubt we will, I have mad canoeing skillz. Word. Actually, I haven’t been canoeing since I was about 8, but I had mad skillz then and I am pretty sure I haven’t lost them. If I have, my digital camera is screwed because I plan to take it in the canoe to capture the memories. Hopefully the memories won’t include us trying not to drown.
I can’t wait to make s’mores over the fire. Last summer when we went camping, it was the hottest effing week of the summer and was way too hot to be building a fire. So, I improvised and cooked the marshmallows over the gas stove in the air-conditioned camper. This year, come hell or high water, I am making s’mores over a damn wood fire. It’s way more fun that way.
I really need this day to be over soon.
