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To my mom 
Today is her **th (she’d totally kick my ass if I put her age there) birthday She’s way too technologically retarded to have a blog (she doesn’t even know how to turn on the DVD player!), so I can’t send you somewhere to wish her a happy birthday. I’d give out her phone number, so you could call her, but that might not be a good idea, what with all the weirdos out there and stuff. So, you’ll just have to wish her a happy birthday from right there where you’re sitting. Her name is Kate. Everybody now, HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATE! <3
