I forgot to write this earlier.

Last night as we passed the Navy Yard on 95 on the way to the game, the kidlet was oohing and aahing about the ships.  Then, he says to me in the most serious voice:

“Mom, how do they float?”

me:  “Uh, they just do, they build them to float.”

kidlet: “But they weigh like five million pounds.  I don’t weigh anywhere near that and I can’t even float.”

LMAO.  Ok, maybe it isn’t funny to you, but it cracked me up.  It’s true, he can’t float.  Try as he might, he just can’t.  The bugger can swim like a damn fish, but he can’t float.