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That’s what the kidlet has taken to calling me. Why? Oh, hell, I have no clue. But it cracks me up. He’s not being disrespectful at all. He just decided I needed a nickname is all. So, Dan it is.
I have been in rare form the last two days. Yesterday I was having issues with some itching from tanning and I called Heather on the phone and when she answered I announced it was itchy boobs calling. HA HA HA. I am not normal. She already knows this.
Today while walking in the Giant to pick up some creamer for work, the kidlet decided he wanted some of those new cereal straw thingies. I obliged. He picked the cocoa crispies kind. I shouted out “Whoo, crap, snackle, pop!” in the cereal aisle. He cringed. Oh, he’s used to me being a dolt in the middle of the grocery store, that’s normal. It was probably that I said “CRAP, SNACKLE, POP” and not “SNAP, CRACKLE, POP”. Heh. Some lady who was in the same aisle was laughing almost as hard as me. She even crossed her legs like I do when I laugh hard. I bet she’s had children, lol.
I sometimes accidentally say things wrong like that. Like yesterday when I was referring to something and said Ert & Bernie. The kidlet looked at me like I had just ridden the train in from tardville. He looks at me all serious-like and says, “Um, do you mean Bert & Ernie, like in Sesame Street”? And I said, “Uh, yeah, that’s what I said” and he said, “Uh, no you didn’t, Dan, you said ‘ert & bernie’…duh”. HA HA HA. Ok maybe I did, but I meant Bert & Ernie.
It’s snowing here today, lookee:
I hate snow. I am sitting here freaking out about it, and really shouldn’t be. I have to drive a whopping .7 miles home. I just don’t like driving in it. Hell, I could walk home, and I would too if I had my snowboots with me. The schools are closing early. The kidlet will be excited for that.
The radio is saying that this crap is going to turn into freezing rain, yuck. Hopefully my class tonight will be postponed…I don’t wanna drive in freezing rain!
Ok, it’s time for Dan to eat…ciao!
