coming soon to a bathtub near you!

The past couple mornings have been comedy/variety hour in the bathroom as the kidlet and I get ready for our day.  The kidlet quotes funny lines from the movie Norbit and I perform songs, complete with accompanying jazz hands, from Avenue Q.  We got to laughing so hard this morning, it wasn’t even funny.  I had black mascara tears running down my cheeks.

I am thinking a comedy/variety hour live from our bathtub on Comedy Central could potentially be a big hit.  We are pretty funny, well, at least we think we are.

I am so thankful my child inherited my sense of humor, we can crack each other up like nobody’s business.  We can find the humor in almost any situation, no matter what.

He actually takes after me in a lot of ways.  One thing we realized this AM was that he DOES NOT like his picture taken anymore.  I am the same way.  I would much rather be behind the camera than in front of it.

As I was trying to take his picture this morning after he came downstairs, he shared this with me.  He asked me to stop taking his picture, because he didn’t like it being taken.  Of course I had to give him the guilt trip.  I told him I was making memories and that I loved taking pictures of him, that I loved photography.  He said if I loved photography, I should be a photographer.  When I told him I couldn’t be a good photographer if I couldn’t practice taking pictures (of him) he suggested I go take some pictures of fruit.  Fruit.  Where the hell did that come from? 

*RANDOMNESS ALERT*

Male readers, does having a penis make you completely oblivious to anything but you?  I ask because as I sit here taking a break from working to eat my lunch, the bossman approaches and asks if I am eating…um, no, I was just putting this fork of food in my mouth to see if it will all fit…of course I am eating you dolt! 

*/RANDOMNESS*

Where was I?  Oh yes, fruit.  I am not sure where he came up with that one, but it was funny.  You may not think so, but I did. 

In other funny news, 2.3 and I were yacking on IM today and having fun with acronyms.  Today’s acronym was WTF.  Apparently he and another one of his friends do that all the time and they say ‘what the ferret’ sometimes.  We had some pretty funny ones.

Oh, btw, 2.3 is one of my oldest guy friends.  We met about 17 years ago on a BBS and have been friends ever since.  He’s techy nerdy like me, but to a higher degree.  A way higher degree, lol.  We yack throughout the day on IM since most days we are both tied (not literally) to our computers. 

I can’t wait to get out of work and go tanning.  I need my sun therapy.  Yes, the real sun is out today, but I am inside and can’t enjoy it.  I am gonna have to cover up my face today though, it’s a little red from yesterday.  I hope I get room six.  That room has the best, loudest speaker for the radio!  Yesterday I was rocking out while laying there pretending I was at the beach.

Ok, I finished eating now, so I will get back to my work.  I am just waiting for the bossman to come back and ask me if I am done eating…yoy.

Time for me to go save the world…