hooray! it’s may!

I can’t believe it’s the first day of May already.  Wasn’t it just Christmas???  Where the hell did April go?

Oy vey.

So, my day…it’s sucking monkey ass right now.  Beginning of a new month means LOTS of reports for me to run.  In the midst of my aforementioned report-running extravaganza, my boss decides he wants a 23 page fax sent…through the effing ancient pulls-five-pages-through-thermal-piece-of-crap fax machine we have.  No problem.  Well, at least until it malfunctioned…that’s when I nearly grabbed chunks of my hair and nearly ripped them out.  I looked a little like Chris Farley in “Tommy Boy”.  I was muttering some very unladylike comments under my breath when the bossman happened by.  I looked at him and said, “You know, you may want to consider purchasing a new fax machine, you know, one that doesn’t suck.”  Thank goodness he’s starting to get my sense of humor and my direct way of telling it like it is…it only took him a year to catch on…

Ok all that ^^^ up there was from earlier this morning…

The rest of the day I was busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest, seriously.  I came home and got changed, went tanning, went to the grocery store to get some fixins for the kidlets lunch he has to pack for his field trip tomorrow.

Now my butt is parked on the couch, holla.