Posted in Football, From The Idiot Files, Work on September 10, 2007 | 8 Comments »
Lack of sleep makes me punchy and slightly retarded.
Convo with the boss 3 minutes ago:
Boss: You know who Rudy is from Notre Dame, right?
Me: Yep, my dog is named after him.
Boss: I met him, you know.
Me: You met my dog?
Boss: (wearing puzzled look on his face) Um, no, I met Rudy from Notre Dame.
Me: Sorry, [...]
Posted in From The Idiot Files, Helpful Hints From Dorkita, Life on August 22, 2007 | 3 Comments »
Don’t, I repeat, don’t let a three year old convince you to throw a stick up in the air through a basketball hoop when it’s a little bit dark outside.
This could result in hitting oneself in the head with said stick and a burst of wild giggles from said three year old.
Not that I would [...]
Posted in From The Idiot Files, Life, Work on July 30, 2007 | 1 Comment »
I hate it when I call a client to follow up on an invitation for our Reading Phillies DECK party and accidentally ask them if they are planning to attend our Reading PhEllies DICK party…
After we both stopped snorting with laughter, he said yes, he’ll be there.
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