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I want to preface this by saying, I am not a mean person, honestly. I am blunt.
There is some serious drama going on with someone in my daily life that revolves around a situation that said person can’t control, which irritates said person. This person is used to being in control and a situation came up that they are not in control of, and they are now beside themselves and going to extremes to try to resolve the situation. This person asked for my opinion on the whole situation, and I politely declined on voicing my opinion because I would’ve been very, very blunt. I can’t help it, I say what everyone else is thinking and is too afraid to say. It’s how I am. I try to be tactful but truthful. Sometimes the truth hurts, but it has to be said, right? If you really want my opinion, you’d better be prepared for what I say.
I don’t like people who try to buck the system and try to manipulate people to make things work in their favor. I also don’t like pushy “I am better than you because I have money and an education” attitudes.
I think this person, to which I am referring, needs to step back a minute and realize that we are all human, we make mistakes, shit happens. Recognize the problem, take steps to rectify it, treat it and move on. Nobody is perfect, nobody. I also think this person needs to stop worrying what everyone is going to think about the situation. Who cares? If it matters that much to you what other people think of you, that’s your problem and maybe you need to seek some professional help.
It is my opinion that if you have unattainable expectations for someone and they don’t feel they are living up to those expectations, they are going to crack from the pressure and act out in some way, shape or form. It’s human nature.
Ok, I will shut up now.
In addition to the drama, I am having an issue with my underwear. Seriously. It’s driving me nuts! Is that too much information? Eh, I don’t care, it’s true.
Oh, and I am gullible.
Both Heather and Sandy got me really good with the April Fool’s jokes today. I shall plot my revenge accordingly…you two are in for a doozy
LOL!
I will leave you with this drawing from my favorite comic, Natalie Dee. I have issues with people coming into my personal space, and I nearly fell off my chair when I saw this:

Will whomever ordered the snow, then sleet, then snow again, then sleet again, then rain please stand up and bend over and let me smack you with the spatula I used to scrape the half an inch of ice off my car…thanks, I feel better now.
Yes, I used a spatula. Oh, why you ask? Because my ice scraper was in my trunk WHICH WAS FROZEN SHUT AND COVERED WITH ICE. The spatula actually worked rather nicely. The kidlet looked at me like I just hopped off a spaceship from Mars, but I don’t care, it worked.
While scraping my car with the spatula, I got soaking wet. I thought my coat was waterproof, apparently not. My hair was bangin’ before I left the house, now, it basically looks like, well, crap.
My socks got wet. The left one was soaked, the right, slightly wet. I am sitting here at work right now with one sock on. The other one is draped over a box in front of a heating duct. Have you got a mental picture of that? Yeah, I am hot, get jealous.
I didn’t go to my class last night. It was too treacherous out. Instead, I chose to stay home and clean out my dresser drawers. I know, exciting, right? Well, I feel accomplished. In addition to getting rid of things I no longer wear, I also found something I thought I had lost about four years ago. I found my other diamond earring! It was in, of all places, my underwear drawer! ha ha ha
Four years ago, I thought I lost it down the drain at our old house. I cried about it, because they were a special gift from the kidlet for Valentine’s day. Whoa, I just realized something, it’s almost Valentine’s day…that’s weird…sorry, I had an ADD moment. Anyway, when I thought it was lost, I was really upset. I still had one, so I wore it in the second hole in my left ear. I never imagined I would find the other. And of all places, in my underwear drawer…
My foot is cold, I think I will go see how my sock is drying.
toodles





