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If there are any men reading this, you may want to hit the back button about now. I am about to get all feminine issues on your ass…you’ve been warned.
I have cramps and mother of pearl does it hurt. I only have one ovary (when I was 25 I had some problems and they had to remove my left ovary) and every other month I suffer from the most incredibly painful cramps. And my boobs hurt too. This is cramp month, lucky me. I also want to eat anything and everything in sight, but the thought of food makes me want to puke because the cramps are so freaking bad. I have to walk a little bit doubled over because it helps…it probably really doesn’t, but in my mind it does, so bite me. Oh, did I mention I am a little bitchy right now too?
I hope that by the game tomorrow night I am feeling better. I don’t want to be Bitchy McBitcherson driving through traffic in Philly…
Right now I would happily invite someone over to help me remove the remaining ovary and my uterus so I don’t have to deal with this shit anymore. It’s miserable and it makes me miserable. I want to be home in bed with my heating pad right now.
Other than that, things are just great…
After talking to Dummy McDumberson at UPS earlier, my day has flown by.
While eating my lunch, I made the reservations for our little mini-vacation in August. The kidlet and I are gonna go RVing to the Cape May area. I can’t wait!! The place we are going even has WiFi, so I’ll be able to blog on our trip and post pictures – w00t!
Oh my – I just checked my yahoo email account and this was in it:
hi there..
Want sex with no strings attached with someone living in your neighborhood? 93% of our members have already got some action using our system…Well guess what? it doesn’t even cost anything.
Hmmm, I can bang someone in my neighborhood for free??? Shit, and here I’ve been paying for it the last 2 weeks…jeez….
