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Oy.
My dog got sprayed by a damn skunk last night in my backyard. Apparently, I’ve got a family of them living under my shed…goody!
I put him outside last night like I always do and he apparently went over to the shed and stuck his nose down the skunkhole and got sprayed. I didn’t know this until I suddenly smelled skunk and then opened the back door to see my dog snorting and shaking his head. He got it right in the face. This is a first for me. It was so strong and foul that at first I wasn’t sure he really got sprayed. I leaned down to smell to make sure and it smelled a little like gasoline so I checked to make sure that he didn’t knock over the gas can on himself. He didn’t. It was definitely skunk.
So I grabbed him and took him straight to the bathroom and started to rinse his face off. Then, I washed him off. It took it away a little…very little. My entire house smelled so bad it gave me a headache. I told the kidlet to keep his door closed so the smell wouldn’t get in his room and neither would the dog
I googled to see what to do to take the stank away on the dog. I found a site that says to use Massengill…yeah, the douche. I have to go buy Massengill and douche my dog! Ok, there were other concoctions I will try before I douche my dog’s face, trust me. But the old tomato juice thing doesn’t work according to several sites. One of them is vanilla extract and water, so I will try that first.
This morning when I took the dog out to the backyard, he didn’t go anywhere near the shed! LMAO! I hope he learned a lesson because I don’t want my house smelling like that ever again.



