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I am so flipping tired of the one step forward four steps back bullshit that I seem to have to deal with all the flipping time.

Seriously.

Is it just me?!?!?!?

WTF?

Ridiculous.

Let’s rewind a couple weeks, shall we?  I get tons of trash-talking texts from a friend regarding football teams and I am ok with that, I can dish it out and I can take it.  It’s part of being a fan, right?  I giggled at the ribbing back and forth because it was funny.

Now, my team sucked ass yesterday and lost.  I am bummed out, but it’s not the end of the world.  In the grand scheme of things, um, it’s a football game.  Just because my team lost doesn’t mean I am going to root for another team regardless of whether they are in my home state or not…I don’t like the other team, tell me why I would root FOR them?  But apparently in some unwritten football fan rule, I should be jumping on the bandwagon and rooting for the other PA team…uh, ok.  No thanks and sorry Charlie, it’s just not gonna happen.  I am not a flipflopper, I like MY team and that’s how it is.  MY team blew it, and now I am looking forward to next season. OMG I hope we get a new coach, the weeble has gotta go!   Ok, I am also looking forward to the Superbowl cause we all know that’s when the best commercials are shown, duh.

Oh, and I get asked that question…if my team isn’t going do I watch the Superbowl…does a bear shit in the woods?  Is the pope catholic?  Is Tom Brady a manwhore?  YES PEOPLE!  Yes to all of those and yes to I am gonna watch the Superbowl.  Oh, wait, I forgot, MY team lost so automatically I am boycotting the Superbowl…not.

I guess from now on, I shall only trash-talk with the people I know aren’t going to take it all personally and get their panties in a twist about it, jeez.  And, also, if you decide to jump on a bandwagon for any reason, you probably should never mention that to me because I reserve the right to throw that in your face when I trash-talk.

And, for the record, I will be rooting against Shittsburgh in the big game, ha ha ha!  Come on, Shittsburgh is funny!  It’s as funny as Worthlessburger!

On a brighter note, bitches, the kidlet and I are gonna try snowboarding in a couple weeks.  I hope like hell I don’t break my ass and end up in traction, cause that would suck a big old egg.  I hope I don’t cut myself either, cause I bleed green, lmfao!

Ok, that’s enough…for now…

And I am bitchy…PMS.  Yeah, male reader(s) you may wanna hit the back button now.

I hate having cramps and not being in control of my mood.  I try really hard not to be Bitchy McBitcherson, but I can’t help it.  Even Midol ain’t helping.

Yesterday, my favorite uncle passed away :(   I am bummed.  I don’t wanna talk about it.

I am fed up with my job.  Actually, it’s not the job, it’s the people.  I can probably guess why the person who used to do this job left…she probably got tired of the shit.  I am tired of the shit.

Apparently wordpress is pmsing too, cause I can’t insert a picture…bleh.

I am gonna go do some work now…and send out my resume…